What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...