What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

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Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD