Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

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an explosive punchline

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Your sister's hymen.

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Give it ten tickles

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What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

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What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What do you call a factory that only makes good products?

A satisfactory