Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!