Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left !

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

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Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

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So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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Tentickles.

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Two test tickles.

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You use test tickles

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I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles