Isn't this using the internet backwards
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
Nothing, they are free of charge.
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The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Because they lactate.
Black and black movies.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
He got a hole in one.
My keys
With Al-Gore-rithims
When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.
Exit the European Union.