Gandhi Jokes

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy mixed-up squid.