What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Because they were 50% off!

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What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers.

What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves?

Masta-Don.