What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

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What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy