Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!