Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!