Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

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What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

Whats the opposite of under?

Der.

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What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...