Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels

What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

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Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.