Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

What's a scary costume for Halloween?

College tuition

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!