Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

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What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

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Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.