Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.