Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

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Nah, I'm-a stay.

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Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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A: Because it had no guts.

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

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Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts