What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.