What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

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Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

Who won the race?

Society.

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Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"