What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."