What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate