What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions