What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

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What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

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What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

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How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.