What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

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What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and i don't care.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What have you been doing?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?

I don't know and I don't care!