Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters