Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call an ill-tempered German?

A sour kraut.

What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before