What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

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How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!