What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.