What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

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What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Because he had a hard drive!

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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!