What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.