What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.