Plastic Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What's the expiry date on plastic?

81(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UYwYdFdoecA/0.jpg)

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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a good start.

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What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

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Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.