Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

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What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

What's the expiry date on plastic?

81(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UYwYdFdoecA/0.jpg)

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What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Silk Jokes More Silk Jokes

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.