Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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Alone.

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Natural causes.

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.