Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
Because he was in de-nile.
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
A Daeshboard
Because baggers can't be choosers.
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
Plant its nuts.
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
A: Fell through the cracks.