What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

World Series Jokes More World Series Jokes

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"