What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

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What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

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What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.