What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

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What do you call a kid with no friends!?

A Sandy Hook survivor!!

Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

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What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

Who are your favorite underground artists?

Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston

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What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.