What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

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Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia