Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Previous Random Joke Next
Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

Fig Jokes More Fig Jokes

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.