Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?

Cheez Waz.

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What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

What is a tornado ?

Mother nature doing the twist !