Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.