What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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What's Ronald Reagan's favorite vegetable?

James Brady

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

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What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.