Jimmy Carter Jokes

Why does Jimmy Carter swim on his back?

To keep his nuts dry.

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!

Long Island Railroad Jokes More Long Island Railroad Jokes

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

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What's Ronald Reagan's favorite vegetable?

James Brady

What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable?

James Brady.

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.