What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What do you do if your partner starts smoking?

Slow down. Use lube.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey