What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

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What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

What is something that Ronda Rousey and myself both have in common?

We only last 48 seconds.