What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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What do you do if your partner starts smoking?

Slow down. Use lube.

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

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What is stronger than Ronda Rousey?

Her anti-depressants.

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey