What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.