Salvador Dali Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

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What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Background Jokes More Background Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers