Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
Ruth-less.
Spring break. BA DUM TISS
So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
Only one, but with a perticular FETISH
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
Santa Claus hit in the balls!
An Easter bunnet!
I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"
A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own
