Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
So he could save his stool.
Gross
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Her knees swell up when she farts.
They both got their fur low.
They both know when you are sleeping.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
None, they go commando.
An algeabra....
A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own
