What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Can't- elope!

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe