What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

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What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

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Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

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What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

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They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.