Waist Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday?

A once in a lifetime opportunity.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

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What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman