Waist Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

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How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

Who's there ! Annabel ! Annabel who ?

Annabel would be useful on this door !

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.