What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking