What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

What do you call five black cars that all crash into each other?

A three car pile-up.

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

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