What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.