What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

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What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

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What did the black man get on his SAT's?

BBQ sause.

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.