What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

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What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

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Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy