When it begins to bark.
A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.
Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
Musl'im