What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Z Jokes More Z Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

N Jokes More N Jokes

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut