What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Harm Jokes More Harm Jokes

What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student?

Her scar pupil.

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity