What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.