What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

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Why don't you?

Because I can't think of a single thing to say!

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"