What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

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What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!