What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

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What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!