What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.