What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*