What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir

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What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir

Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.