What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter