How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy