What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.