What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees