Math Teacher Jokes

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

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What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees

What do you call a math teacher in an anime?

Sin Pi

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What does a math teacher say when they leave?

calc-U-LATER

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Dey both sinna, mon!

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He felt his presents.

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What do you call a man from Portugal?

A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees.

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Gee I'm a tree!

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What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

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What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.