Math Teacher Jokes

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

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What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees

What do you call a math teacher in an anime?

Sin Pi

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What does a math teacher say when they leave?

calc-U-LATER

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