What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

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What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.